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Why not?

Postby bmm » July 29th, 2010, 4:41 pm

These are wise ideas from a guy on the internet:

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be
helped instantly ,if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual counseling, pool, and education. Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard ,with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio, and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors , to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised. Lights are off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room , and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out. Justice for all.
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Re: Why not?

Postby badboi » July 29th, 2010, 11:42 pm

thấy bất công quá hả ??
Đời ko ái ân đời vô vị,
Kiếp sống ko iu kiếp sống thừa.
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Re: Why not?

Postby dnkyle » July 30th, 2010, 12:34 am

Thấy cũng có lý lắm
We spend money we don't have on things we don't need to create impressions that won't last on people we don't care about.
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