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Home Depot scam

Postby Legend » July 29th, 2010, 2:54 pm

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough ti think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 yr old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. Its impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they get in to the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, and again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 1st & 4th. Twice on the 8th, again on the 16th, and 20th, two times yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. WalMart has wallets on sale for 2.99.
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby bmm » July 29th, 2010, 2:57 pm

only $2.99 each cạ cạ, not bad at all guys! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby TooSixy » July 29th, 2010, 3:10 pm

Still much cheaper than a lap dance, right, bro Legend?
The next time you go to Home Depot, can you swing by and pick me up?

:lol :lol :lol
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby joking » July 29th, 2010, 3:34 pm

TooSixy wrote:Still much cheaper than a lap dance, right, bro Legend?
The next time you go to Home Depot, can you swing by and pick me up?

:lol :lol :lol


drive your porsche there and I bet you get more than just 2 chick. :lol
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby Legend » July 29th, 2010, 4:04 pm

TooSixy wrote:Still much cheaper than a lap dance, right, bro Legend?
The next time you go to Home Depot, can you swing by and pick me up?

:lol :lol :lol


Sure, will do. I still have lots of wallets on my van's glove box. :D
Question is use my Honda Van or your Porsche? the Van can fit 8 people (you and me plus 6 chicks ) :lol: :lol:
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby ymhot » July 29th, 2010, 4:07 pm

TooSixy wrote:Still much cheaper than a lap dance, right, bro Legend?
The next time you go to Home Depot, can you swing by and pick me up?

:lol :lol :lol

$2.99 vs $20.00 ..............that's a rip off!
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby TooSixy » July 29th, 2010, 4:24 pm

Legend wrote:
TooSixy wrote:Still much cheaper than a lap dance, right, bro Legend?
The next time you go to Home Depot, can you swing by and pick me up?

:lol :lol :lol


Sure, will do. I still have lots of wallets on my van's glove box. :D
Question is use my Honda Van or your Porsche? the Van can fit 8 people (you and me plus 6 chicks ) :lol: :lol:

Your mini-van sounds better. My P-car can only hold 2 :D
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby indyman » July 29th, 2010, 4:45 pm

tôi đành chịu làm người bị móc túi
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby dnkyle » July 29th, 2010, 11:25 pm

Don't forget to bring some Ho's money like 10,000 or 20,000 Dong.
We spend money we don't have on things we don't need to create impressions that won't last on people we don't care about.
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby badboi » July 29th, 2010, 11:40 pm

hình như chuyện này là chuyện vui mà! Làm BB cứ tưởng thiệt ...... :D
Đời ko ái ân đời vô vị,
Kiếp sống ko iu kiếp sống thừa.
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby dnkyle » July 29th, 2010, 11:48 pm

badboi wrote:hình như chuyện này là chuyện vui mà! Làm BB cứ tưởng thiệt ...... :D


And heading to Home Depot tomorrow :lol:
We spend money we don't have on things we don't need to create impressions that won't last on people we don't care about.
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Re: Home Depot scam

Postby badboi » July 30th, 2010, 12:18 am

dnkyle wrote:
badboi wrote:hình như chuyện này là chuyện vui mà! Làm BB cứ tưởng thiệt ...... :D


And heading to Home Depot tomorrow :lol:


Cũng tính mai ra đó rồi đó chứ :D
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